January 12, 2009
 
1:47:00 PM
 

Awesome Dollar Store Batman Cards Reveal Batman's True Identity

I bought these Batman Begins trading cards at a dollar store a few years ago. I marveled how low budget they were; the cards featured pictures of action figures, haha. And what's with the Arnie on the front of the pack? He wasn't even in Batman Begins.

Anyway... I had no idea what a gem this was until a couple years later when i read the back of the pack. Enjoy...

"When being a child, Bruce Wayne had witnessed with his eyes the fact his parents of millionaire were killed cruelly, so affected his strong desire of revenging his parents. However, god had never given him a chance to fulfill his will. Following the advice of Raj's Al-Ghul, the chief of ninja group, Bruce come to Gete, which was a corrupted city filled with with various crime groups. Bruce found a basement under his villa, in which the equipments turned him into another person: Spiderman. With his mask, Spiderman stroke all criminal activates and criminals everywhere, such as Tougon, the cheif of mafia, Doctor Jackstraw, The Abnormal Drug Trafficker, even a mysterious opponent quite familiar with him --------"

Batman is Spiderman. And he strokes criminals with his mask. This changes everything.

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